stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(Source: stability, via laughing-llama)



whatsacanada:

this was on the last episode of drake and josh

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they were warning us

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(via gnarly)



codyaferg:

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.

(via infamousgod)


(Source: louyouwhore, via infamousgod)



sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

(Source: j6, via walksl-kerain)


(Source: queenshannel, via jonophobias)


sarcasticsagittarius:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

five nights at australia 

sarcasticsagittarius:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

five nights at australia 

(via readmy-mindd)



lithromikasa:

i’ve gotten to the point where i follow ppl who all follow the same ppl i follow and we all follow each other so i see the same post on my dash seven times in a row

(Source: tokua, via whatshisname96)


badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

(via greetings)




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Morgan Rae Peck

That's me^^^^
Yeah, here we go;

I dropped out of high school because everyone bullied the shit out of me. I know everyone says that but it's true. My best friend is my boyfriend and I probaby would have committed suicide already if it weren't for him. I really only have two friends. None of which are close enough to be best friends. I live in Missouri. I honestly hate it. I am in a long distance relationship. He lives in The Netherlands. I would be nothing without him. He's my life. We've been together since 11/4/11. My favorite color is purple. I love happiness and sunshine and flowers and butterflies and cats and just, happy things. One day, I will travel the world with my boyfriend. We'll be insanely happy. Then we'll grow old. We'll make pretty babies. Then we'll be old people before we know it. We'll die together in our sleep. Soon after, we'll meet again in our next lives, where our love story will start all over again. :D <3>